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Last year two of my high school friends got married, and I was chuffed to be the MC.
At that wedding I met some family friends of the bride and groom, who had travelled from Edinburgh for the wedding. They found out I did some stand-up comedy and insisted that I come to Edinburgh.
‘In a few years’ I replied, ‘I’m not quite ready yet.’
But they said all the comedians come to Edinburgh – even the very new ones, and I really should, and that I could stay with them.
I thought about it, and then thought ‘worth a shot’.
I applied for a grant from DCA to part fund the two months of performing, writing and seeing shows.
I cried when I got the envelope saying my application was successful. I knew before it started that this whole trip would mean a lot to me. Even just getting the grant gave me a huge boost because it meant that OTHER people thought I was worth betting on, not just my family or my friends…
I hadn’t spoken to the couple I’d met since the wedding and the phone number I had for them wasn’t connecting. Google came to the rescue and so I emailed the address that came up:
“This is Bonnie (Perth, Australia) who you met at Briony and Harry’s wedding late last year… I’m pretty sure this is the right Bill and Helen because I remembered you made knitwear and then when I googled your names and Edinburgh the shop came up in the search”
A day later and I got a reply.
“Hi Bonnie, I think this must be the right Bill & Helen because we remember you too, so we can’t all be going lala. How great that you go the grant, well done, I’m sure we can help with the accommodation if you let us know when your dates are.”
Bill and Helen let me stay with them for free for a month, when most people are renting out rooms at extortionate amounts during the Festival. They didn’t know me at all when they offered, but they managed to make a HUGE difference to my year – if they hadn’t insisted that Edinburgh was the place to be I certainly wouldn’t have gone this year. The whole time I was there they treated me like part of the family and I was sad to say goodbye.
There will be another post about Edinburgh, but this one is just about them, if you are ever in Edinburgh please check out their shop and say ‘Bonnie says thanks!’
Bill Baber – Knitwear (handmade in Scotland)
It’s in the Grassmarket – off Cowgate Street and the website is here.
This was the goodbye present I made for them when I left.
This was the first sign I saw as we began the walk, which wasn’t at all comforting.
It was closely followed by this one.
We still managed to have a rather fine time though, and John did a lot of posing as well as walking. Look at that profile!
At one point we joked about giving someone a comedy flyer on the walk, then Cameron did. They didn’t come to the show. The walk was beautiful, but steep and quite tiring. Even the fences looked a bit exhausted.
At one point a grey haired man JOGGED past me up the hill, I’m guessing he was about 50, shortly after that I sat down.
Note the careful rock arrangement of ‘cock and balls’ by some previous walkers – this photo was taken from the top of the hill, so actual size was about 5 metres in length on the ground.
It was a bunch of fun – particularly thanks to the company, so here’s a final photo of the gang. I’d recommend the walk to anyone visiting Edinburgh. Refreshing, relaxing and astounding. Take a rain jacket though.
Recently Briony Stewart, one of my best friends, had her hotel apartment ransacked while she was sleeping. On the upside she didn’t wake up while the intruder stole all her belongings of value (laptop, phone, makeup, wedding rings…) so there was no confrontation and she wasn’t hurt.
On the downside she’s been severely shaken up (as they broke into a secure room in the hotel) and has lost more than $6,000 worth of equipment and valuables. Saddest of all her wedding rings, only a few months away from the 1st year anniversary.
Briony is a writer, artist and a sweetheart. She was on a writing residency when the theft occurred and wasn’t covered by her home and contents insurance (as like many others, she hadn’t gotten travel insurance for a national trip) and although it’s only money, it’s a lot of money.
Briony will get through this, but I know that a little help from friends (and friends of friends) can make a big difference. So I thought maybe you might like to buy one of her books.
That way you get something, Briony gets something and maybe one of your nieces, nephews or neighbours gets something (a great book, it’s won awards and everything). Or you can just add to your own collection. It’s written for 8 – 12 year olds, but can be enjoyed by anyone as the writing is sweet and funny.
It’s very good. I’ve read it a few times, and there is a second one out now too.
If you want to buy straight away you can get it online here.
If you’d like to get it direct from Briony (I think she makes more money that way) and have it signed then you can find her blog here and her contact details below.
Her email is briony.stewart (at) hotmail.com
(I can’t write the full address here because spammers will pick it up.)
Or if you just want to pass this message on that will help too 🙂
Thanks a bunch.
I’d never heard about this before arriving in Edinburgh. And I’m not sure if it’s a national pass-time or just something I happen to have seen quite a bit of, but everyone seems to enjoy sitting in windows.
No, really. I have photos.
This was the first window-person I saw.
The second window-sitter – who actually preferred to be horizontal.
These guys were very social and chatty – even from a height.
Can you spot them?
There they are…
If 2,000 of the shows at Edinburgh printed at least 5,000 flyers (which is the minimum for most shows) then that would mean 1,000,000 flyers handed out over the festival.
That’s about 350,000 flyers being given out a day.These estimates are conservative, so the realistic figures could be higher.
In my short time flyering for Only Planet I’ve collated some basic etiquette etc* notes on how a fellow-flyerer should conduct themselves. Please feel free to comment/email me to add to this list (I’ll make sure you’re credited, because I’m polite that way).
* etc is for bits that aren’t strictly etiquette but are still flyer related
FLYER ETIQUETTE ETC V1.01
1. Do not flyer other flyerers.
In fact if you are an audience member who is sick of having A6 gloss paper pushed at you then you can hold a small stack of flyers in your hand and other flyerers will assume you are one of their own and won’t flyer you. GENIUS! The only exception to this is when someone states ‘FLYER SWAP’ and flyers are exchanged by mutual agreement.
2. Sitting down, does not mean sitting duck
Just because someone is sitting on a step, park bench or at a coffee table doesn’t mean they are looking for something to do. Give them a break people!
3. Be assertive, not aggressive
Blanket flyering means you push flyers out, but don’t necessarily match that with audience in (to your shows).
4. Embarrass yourself
Sing, dance or state your undying love for a statue if it works. Although don’t always assume it will, other people have had the same ideas and the statue will probably hand YOU a flyer…
5. If they are busy, or are trying to look busy, then they’re probably not interested
If someone is walking quickly, has headphones in, is mid-conversation, is texting or looking away then they’re not playing ‘hard to get’. They really don’t want anything from you.
6. Make your flyer funny (or at least notable)
This is more for the new comedy shows. If you are an unknown act and you manage to hand a flyer to someone they are more likely to attend if it has something to make them smile. If you can’t make them giggle with an A6 gloss card then a stage and a microphone probably won’t help you much anyway…Of course it’s not always the case and there are definitely exceptions to this, for example A Nifty History of Evil by John Robertson. His flyer is black, white and very dark. But it gets your attention so it works.
7. Have fun
If you’re getting silly with it, it tends to make people less grumpy, and sometimes they even take a flyer.
‘Limited edition flyers, ONLY 60,000 left’
8. Bribe them
We give away free biscuits at our shows. I’ve also seen free pork pies, free cups of tea and free lollies (stapled to flyers). It actually works occasionally, and you can always eat what’s left over 😉
Edinburgh Festival has over 2,000 shows and 21,000 performers and all of them want YOU at their show.
Some acts can afford to spend money on things like postering poles (which get covered almost immediately)
Most of the acts don’t have budget for this though and rely heavily on flyering to get people to come to their shows. The main action goes down on the Royal Mile (High Street) in the centre of Edinburgh where every second person is holding a stack of flyers, every third person is a busker and the occasional person is an actual audience member.
It’s a lot of people, a lot of flyers and a lot of shows and that will do anything to get your attention…
Below are some photos of a few of them 😉
1. UNDERPANTS FLYERING
This guy clearly thought you might be more likely to read from his underpants than take a flyer.
2. ROLL BY FLYERING
These guys were either lazy or playing the disabled card – and rolled around with their flyers stuck to a couch on wheels. He can walk. We saw him.
Here are some guys in matching jackets.
Another common card played is to elevate your height by standing on a pole-block to attract attention.
This is a variation on the ‘elevation’ technique – this time using people instead of pole-blocks for extra height.
This woman isn’t actually flyering, but I wish she was!
5. DRESS DOWN
Rather than put fancy clothes on, he took his off.
Certainly got my attention.
6. SHOW ‘EM
Just a simple spread of flyers for passers by.
7. GET DRAMATIC
Oh no! Man down!
Oh no wait, he just wants you to take a flyer.
This does attract attention, but isn’t fool-proof.
7. STICK YOUR FLYERS TO SOMETHING
At first I thought this was a giant table, then realised they’re just moving a display board. I think the moving of the board is probably more effective than the board itself.
7. PUPPET POWER
When people are sick of taking flyers from people, they may just take one from a puppet.
This was my favourite of the day. It drew people in, held their attention and by the time you finished reading you felt obliged to take a flyer.
If you are one of the shows featured above please send me your details and I will link to your show.